The Ryte Slide Pod­cast, host­ed by Marky Millor 

[Tran­script]

Wel­come back to the Ryte Slide, y’all. Slide on into your seats, grab a beer, and pre­pare to have your mind blown, once again. I’m your host, Marky Mil­lor, and this is episode forty-six. This week, we’re going to talk about some­thing called ​“the Golem.”

So, as many of you know, my fam­i­ly is eth­ni­cal­ly Jewish.

Not in the Khaz­ar sense.

We’re the real shit. I did DNA testing.

The rea­son I bring this up is because I’ve recent­ly seen some chat­ter on the mes­sage boards that this thing, the Golem, is, like, in Amer­i­ca, so I want to set the record straight about what this thing is, and who it works for. I want to tell you about the Golem’s true his­to­ry. First off, the Golem doesn’t rep­re­sent real Jew­ish Amer­i­cans. The Golem rep­re­sents the Glob­al­ists, the vast major­i­ty of whom are actu­al­ly Khaz­ar­i­an. It was cre­at­ed by the Roth­schilds in 1776, no coin­ci­dence, which is some­thing a lot of peo­ple don’t know, and I’ve got mul­ti­ple sources that show that S***s him­self was behind fund­ing its recent trip to Amer­i­ca. Real shit, it usu­al­ly lives in an attic in Hun­gary, which is obvi­ous­ly not a coin­ci­dence either, but like I said, there are reports that it’s been spot­ted recent­ly on these beau­ti­ful, beau­ti­ful shores.

So, why do I tell you this? Let me tell you a sto­ry. I’m a vet, yeah? I served in the IDF. Tac­ti­cal spe­cial weapons divi­sion, and also intel, so not some­thing I’m real­ly allowed to talk about on air, but if you DM me, I’ve got plen­ty of info I think lis­ten­ers would find help­ful. Any­way, I’m proud of my ser­vice, but I’m proud­er of my great-great grand­fa­ther, Abra­ham P. Mil­lor, who was a sol­dier in the Con­fed­er­ate Army from 1861 to 1865. One night, dur­ing a par­tic­u­lar­ly sav­age bat­tle the Rebels were this close to win­ning, and he saw this fig­ure on the hori­zon, this huge thing that looked like it was made out of like, clay, or mud, or some shit like that, and it was ram­pag­ing, destroy­ing our forces, like, lit­er­al­ly pick­ing up hors­es and eat­ing them whole and shit, like have you ever read that com­mie agit­prop kids book by Pete Seeger? Not a coin­ci­dence. He told my grand­fa­ther, who told me, that it was the Khaz­ars’ Golem, fight­ing for the treach­er­ous Union, and I recent­ly found a num­ber of sources that back that up. And now that I men­tion it, this sto­ry total­ly relates to tes­ti­monies I’ve heard from Char­lottesville, that after the ral­ly, peo­ple kept see­ing this clay or mud thing, like, creep­ing around the build­ings and stuff. Every­thing is con­nect­ed, guys, remem­ber that. Any­way, my great-great was pret­ty sure, or, like, com­plete­ly sure, the South would have won if it weren’t for that thing, which claimed to be a Jew, but like I said, hash­tag not a real one. And not just that bat­tle, folks: the whole war. And imag­ine where we’d be then? Any­way, the point is, this thing, this Golem, is not here to rep­re­sent actu­al Jew­ish Amer­i­can inter­ests. It’s been sent to dri­ve a wedge between us and oth­er White Amer­i­can patri­ots. And we can’t let that hap­pen, right? Because enough of this ZOG shit, y’all. We all know that Israel is America’s truest friend in the fight against Islamo-Left­ism, and that we are on the same team. Get your shit togeth­er. Judeo-Chris­t­ian val­ues are our only hope in a time like this. We can­not be eat­ing one anoth­er alive. That’s what the Libs do. Like, lit­er­al­ly. Like I said, DM me. I’ve got some shit to discuss.

Also, please love me?

I don’t think I can begin to tell you how lone­ly I am.

Or was.

After Jan Six, I final­ly felt like I had some­one out there, you know?

You all know that feel­ing, right? Like, I’m not alone any­more. Like, some­one hears me, sees me, gets me. Like, I am loved and val­ued and spe­cial. All these idiots in the media take Our King’s words on face val­ue, and these are the same cucks and SJWs who claim to read a bunch of books and shit, they’re all about look­ing for the sub­text, but they’re so busy lis­ten­ing to their own whine-fest that they can’t hear any­thing three inch­es past their own noses. You all know what I’m talk­ing about.

You do love me, right?

Please love me.

Ahem.

I want to talk for a sec­ond about replace­ment. I know this is going to be con­tro­ver­sial, but I think we maybe should start get­ting our shit right, like, it’s the S***s and Roth­schild Khaz­ars, using things like this Golem, who are work­ing toward that. It is not real Jew­ish Americans.

Look at my face. I mean, ha, you can’t look at my face, of course, because this is a pod­cast, but if you could, you would see how truth­ful I am. I swear to God, and we have the same Judeo-Chris­t­ian God, right? I swear to God that I am work­ing on the right side. I am not your enemy.

Shit, no, no. Scratch all of this. Scratch the face part, and the love part. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Maybe let’s cut before I said that shit about ​“love me,” you know I was just kid­ding, any­way, right? Let’s wrap this episode up. I keep hear­ing these weird noises.

How about this for an end­note, ahem.

Hem.

Y’all. One more sto­ry before I sign off. I’ve got it on record from mul­ti­ple sources that, uh, that the wild­fires? Our Qom­rade was right about that, almost. It was the Roth­schild Golem who start­ed them, that’s the only detail she missed. And: also Domin­ion, obvi­ous­ly. This thing does have com­put­ing abil­i­ties, not only horse-eat­ing jaws. And you know what Golem stands for, right? ​“Goal of Lying et Manipulating.”

“Et” as in the French ​“and,” yeah?

Okay. Alright.

That’s all for this week. Next week, I’ll be back with a very spe­cial guest–

Hel­lo?

Uh, I’m using this room, bro. The door’s locked for a reason.

Can you stop rat­tling the door han­dle? I’m recording?

Seri­ous­ly. Who is–

Shit.

It’s you.